You're a Flopper, Harris! is a song from Series 2 of 4 O'Clock Club. It's about people protesting that Dexter is a flop.
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Dexter: # No, I haven't flopped yet
# But some'd say I'm putting off the obvious, I bet
# For all these kids who think I'm a flop, or ever thought that
# All this Careers Day does is support that
# As an idea - it makes me slacker
# Is the best I can do a Baked Bean Packer?
# I should be viewing this as a test
# A way to impress, inspire the kids and try to be the best
# But I guess the word "test" is the issue
# It always seems to end with my eyes buried in tissues
# Like my driving test, I flopped, you could say
# That river kinda got in the way
# Or on that farm school trip as a kid
# Put it this way - don't ever try to milk a pig
# But I'm a grown man now - it's gotta stop
# It's time to show everybody I'm not a flop. What?! #
Crispin: You're a flopper, Harris!
Agnes: Such a flopper, Harris!
Zoe-Marie: What a flopper, Harris!
Molly: Stop flopping, Harris!
Andress: So you got embarrassed?
Ryan: How you gonna manage?
Josh: You're a proper cabbage!
All: Stop flopping, Harris!
Dexter: # I've always got good ideas, and the best intentions
# Try to give the kids some cheer when they get detentions
# Try to get Bell to notice when I'm grafting
# Then I undermine it all with a daft thing
# I wish I had a nice surprise up my sleeve
# Instead of an embarrassment - it's like a disease!
# That I hope Friday won't bring
# So I won't have to hear the same old thing... #
You're a flopper, Harris!
Mel: Such a flopper, Harris!
Why you flopping, Harris?
Stop flopping, Harris!
Dog plopper, Harris!
Darius: Gobstopper, Harris!
Ash: Look, I've got a rabbit!
All: Stop flopping, Harris!
Dexter: I. Cannot. Flop.